It was just last night that that it
happened. 9:07pm exactly. The final straw, one step too far, the
proverbial line crossed. I shudder to think back on it!
But first, I want you to realize that I
am a good dog. They say, “Sit,” I sit. They say, “Come,” I
come. Well....most of the time anyway. There are certain
times in life when no dog can tear himself away just
because somebody makes an arbitrary decision to move on!
Back to last night. There was company
for dinner. The first indignity came with the paw-shaking nonsense.
I mean, really! What is the point of holding out your paw and having
some joker pump your leg up and down a few times?